What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

No way

How can I get the lead guitar removed from a song so I can play the lead Guitar parts myself and have the rest of the band's music playing? Is there ought to be a website or company who can do this?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is there any new American thing?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Maxime amet sequi odit placeat molestiae.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Decade after decade, century after century the Middle East has been a disaster for anyone thinking peace can be achieved. Would it not be better to just leave the Middle East to its own devices and everyone else stay out of it all?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

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